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TOP 10 Worst Movie Posters of 2011
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10. JOHN CARTER
John Carter Fragrance for Men (Exclusively at Wal-Mart on March 9, 2012)
9. THE DOUBLE
My name is Topher Grace and I have anger issues.
8. X-MEN: FIRST CLASS
Olly Moss can create better-looking posters using only his sphincter.
7. BATTLESHIP
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Synonyms for "bland": boring, dull, dull as dishwater, milk-and-water, monotonous, nothing, unexciting, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, vanilla, vapid, waterish, watery, weak, wimpy |
6. ABDUCTION
See above.
5. BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
This poster makes me lose faith in humanity.
4. THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1
This poster spoils the entire movie! (Hint: nothing happens) That's not true. This is the epic story of two manikins wearing rings.
3. FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
My finger is the penis! My hand is the vagina! HAHAHAHA! We're so clever!
2. TRESPASS
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Warning to potential home invaders: Nicole Kidman will stab you with her botox needle and Nic Cage will not hesitate to show you his best Dwight Schrute impression. |
1. NEW YEAR'S EVE
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This poster should come with a coupon for Pepto Bismol considering it may cause nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach & diarrhea. |
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